When I was in elementary school I would act out this bit at my parent’s dinner parties.
(Source: cosmosonic)
good lord.
i asked for ice cream not a sword
I spent most of my freshman year of college attempting this every meal in the cafeteria. WOW
Things I’ve wanted to be when I grew up:
1980-1985: Wilber from Charlotte’s Webb
1986-1989: paleontologist
{sometimes also a lawyer and an archaeologist in addition to paleontologist)
1989-1992: marine biologist (given up when I realized I’m afraid of water and don’t like fish)
1993-1994: lawyer, then become a US Representative, Senator, then President, then a Supreme Court Justice.
{I was ambitious}
1995-2000: Missionary who created an underground railroad for women in countries where it wasn’t safe to challenge norms or become a Christian
{Yes, I recognize this is rooted in a white, often oppressive perspective, but to my credit, I recognized that and grappled with how to be a missionary and not be a prick.}
2000-2004: teacher
2004: person with a full-time job that paid my bills
2006: I recognized I was put on this earth to be an advocate.
2012: raccoon
Tonight I’ve come full circle.
Mel… by Douglas Soares on Flickr.
I love Siamese-ish looking cats! My first cat looked kinda like this. Aww
YES GOOD
I love how they drew Black Widow, the anatomy of the hiPS. THE FUCKING ANATOMY IS accurate.
this is so beautiful **
i need more of this in my life
I love these so much.
This is pretty adorable.
yeah, this is great. A+ to the hips
(Source: inevitable--destruction)
Via a little out of my league
Jyl, circa freshman year of college
Ultimately, brain won!
